Still roll on four home games in 11 days - not that four is a lucky number at home anymore. Why did I think that, where's that bottle of Bushmills
Manuel Almunia - 5 - Be careful what you wish for - wants to be England's No 1 and has turned into Paul Robinson.
Bacary Sagna - 5 - Is he actually fit?
Kolo Toure - 5 - Is he actually the real Kolo Toure?
Mikael Silvestre - 5 - We hadn't conceded a goal to Stoke for 23 years until he came along.
Gael Clichy - 6 - According to Arsenal.com, picked an odd time to score his first Arsenal goal. Well-known saying that "just before the end is an odd time to score a goal".
Denilson - 5 - Out of position in the land of the giants.
Cesc Fabregas - 5 - Does Spain have an equivalent of Stoke?
Alexandre Song - 5 - This is getting painful now.
Abou Diaby - 5 - Do I have to do this?
Emmanuel Adebayor - 5 - You've probably given up reading by now.
Nicklas Bendtner - 5 - Was he even playing?
Theo Walcott - 5 - It just gets worse.
Robin van Persie - 2 - A very naughty boy.
Carlos Vela - 7 - The Messiah has come of age and will finally get a run in the team. Praise him.