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• 2 Wenzel's sausage rolls really does help the hangover
  Arsenal 19 Apr 09:08 - Alberto Balsam Rodriguez, 46 views 8 replies
  I thought wenzels were Polish lol

• Dale Winton gone
  Arsenal 18 Apr 22:27 - Just Trent, 96 views 22 replies
  I'm mainly sitting on my sofa in joggers and a vest, intermittently scratching my balls when the cleaner leaves the room. I've never denied being a shít Jew :-( Well I suppose you have at least corrupted a shiksa and impregnated her with your foul semitic seed out of wedlock, so you shouldn't feel too bad. There's hope for you yet. :thumbup:

• I've often been suspicious about people who bang on about social media censorship
  Arsenal 18 Apr 14:46 - Monty92, 89 views 2 replies
  I think it's alright if you get it coming, rather than going. As it were. It seems to be all about getting your own way. Embarrassing really, but that doesn't seem to mean anything nowadays, even to people who ought to know better :-\

• I just read the headline 'Hairdresser deliberately infected 10 men with HIV' and
  Arsenal 18 Apr 14:38 - Burney, 56 views 0 replies
  wondered how he managed that just by cutting hair. Then I realised it was probably bumming. :-(

• Wait, I thought Trump was definitely going to cause WW3?
  Arsenal 18 Apr 14:10 - Sir C, 57 views 3 replies
  Well he claims to be all about negotiation, doesn't he? And in any negotiation one looks at one's strongest bargaining chips and decides how best to deploy them. He has two main bargaining chips: the fact that he runs the biggest economy on earth and has by far the most powerful military. He has therefore reasoned that to enter any negotiation unprepared to deploy either of these chips would be quite remarkably stupid.

• Just to emphasise the p1sspoor quality of the Oposition at the moment...
  Arsenal 18 Apr 12:42 - Burney, 145 views 8 replies
  The idea of ministerial responsibility went out the window years ago though, didn't it? Short of getting caught with porn on your hard drive no one resigns these days

• So a party leader sat in Parliament yesterday and listened to several of his
  Arsenal 18 Apr 10:20 - Monty92, 185 views 13 replies
  Nope. Didnt exist then, nor ever as that name. She went to Newnham College, the one for women. Obviously the intellectual requirement doesnt exist there :)

• Can we at least all rally around the hope that United might
  Arsenal 18 Apr 10:08 - Monty92, 228 views 13 replies
  I am not sure I would miss it at all (though I am looking forward to watching the AM matches). The entire thing up to now has been duller than a night round your house. never a dull moment in my house sw, with 3 kids there is never a quiet moment

• I was watching a tv show about the invincibles era
  Arsenal 18 Apr 09:48 - Pat Vegas, 404 views 28 replies
  Henrik Fúcking Larsson Manuel Fúcking Almunia :-( Jens Lehmann :-(

• Matthew Syed in The Times on Wenger this morning
  Arsenal 18 Apr 09:02 - World's End Stella, 92 views 2 replies
  :clap: Cod-psychoanalysis! Amazing stuff there from the 'journalist'. Now, can he explain why I feel slightly betrayed by my father? Oedipal? Obvious innit....

• Mumbai Indians there....
  Arsenal 17 Apr 17:29 - Tony C, 62 views 3 replies
  They were 2/5 at the interval...wanted to lump on but I was worried given how easily teams have been chasing down these totals recently. Then there was the Kholi factor to worry about and then I saw Quinton knocking it about for fun the other day. All things considered I thought the best option was to keep my money for Newmarket on ITV today. Can’t wait to see a side put up 130ish and defend it. It’s going to happen and I wanna cash in when it does. Read somewhere Sunday was the first time a team had defended a total this year. Can't believe de Kock, de Villiers and de Kohli don't get RCB bigger scores

• AWIMB gone
  Arsenal 17 Apr 14:14 - Viva Prat Vegas, 205 views 13 replies
  RCEG into an optimistic Arsenal supporter and Ian Harvey into an open-minded, modest human being also come to mind. This explains your love of helpless animals as well, I suppose. Perhaps you should see left wingers in a similar light? :-) Animals are undeniably innocent. Leftists are undeniably guilty.

• Morrisey's at it again :clap:
  Arsenal 17 Apr 13:29 - Sir C, 464 views 37 replies
  Not biting, but your lack of class (and goalpost changing) has been noted.

• What do Spurs call their version of St Totteringham's Day?
  Arsenal 17 Apr 12:37 - Billy Goat Sverige, 65 views 0 replies
  That's probably going to be today :-(

• So if one were to rent an apartment for this coming summer in the north of London,
  Arsenal 17 Apr 12:24 - eastgermanautos, 225 views 12 replies
  just wondering but would you have to pay Council Tax? Might be worth seeing what’s included with the rent ie electricity, water, broadband etc :thumbup: Right. Bloodsuckers.

• So many questions about this story.
  Arsenal 16 Apr 16:40 - Burney, 300 views 22 replies
  Absolutely nothing wrong with a Sausage and Egg McMuffin ABR. Two usually. :nod:

• How much money do you reckon we could get back
  Arsenal 16 Apr 15:03 - Billy Goat Sverige, 820 views 65 replies
  If they thought this season was going to be any better than last then they are not the sort of people I want hiring our next manager. I said at the time that he was mental to sign a new deal and that the next two years were going to be even harder. They may not have expected it to be this bad but they must have expected that we would struggle to finish in the top four. At this stage, we could still win the Europa League, he has signed two decent players etc etc...... You can dress up the two previous seasons however you like but it was obvious to any **** that we were getting steadily worse and that has continued this year. THere is no grand departure here, just the same themes accentuated by the fact that we effectively gave up on the top four months ago. Even at this point I could fabricate grounds for optimism, as above.... I just genuinely dont believe they have the guts to sack him. They probably thought if we got around 75 points again it would be close to getting 4th. Instead we’ll be lucky to get 60 and the 4th placed team will probably have 80. This is the thing now. Previously 70-75 (sometimes even lower) got you 4th place but now you’re looking at 80 points. How often has he get 80 points in his 22 years?

• So yesterday I drank two of my homemade, five-month matured sparkling ciders.
  Arsenal 16 Apr 12:28 - Burney, 422 views 34 replies
  I think consumers are going to consider that as rather more than just a side effect. I was presented with 7% lager on Saturday in the pub and told that, due to its incredible strength, one was only allowed to order in two-third of a pint. Well I will NOT be told what size drink I can and cannot have. I had a Guinness instead. **** them. I do get pretty hammered off IPA though. :shrug:

• Being ignored at workWimb
  Arsenal 16 Apr 11:07 - Pat Vegas, 292 views 16 replies
  they should get over it brother, I apologised 5 times. There won't be a 6th. and when they decide to talk to me again I will reverse blank them :nod: How can I get out of the office world Sir C? It's horrendous. It's a mug's game alright. Young men have been very poorly advised for ages. They need to be out in the sunshine and fresh air with their mates; hustling, hawking and making money. Not sat on their fannies all day, pushing buttons in white-collar cubicles, thinking about cock. Disaster.

• Gunnery Sergeant Hartman gone :-(
  Arsenal 16 Apr 09:49 - Sir C, 105 views 2 replies
  Google Kingpin Netflix Private Pyle has come a long way imo :bow:

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