Are you going to Chelsea away? - Read on....

Keep then flat until the players come out of the tunnel. Do not use them before then - Let's keep it a nice little surprise for the Chavs at The Bridge and that Cashley git.

Visit www.be-warned.co.uk to buy your phones.

Make sure you pass this web address onto any of your mates also going to the game. Lets make a sea of red and white phones.

You can also download a wad of Cashley banknotes to wave around, throw on the pitch or whatever - get them here (pdf file)