... Anyone going to Chelsea away on December 10th should visit the web site below and buy some of these phones.

Keep then flat until the players come out of the tunnel. Do not use them before then - Let's keep it a nice little surprise for the Chavs at The Bridge and that Cashley git.

Visit www.be-warned.co.uk to buy your phones.

Make sure you pass this web address onto any of your mates also going to the game. Lets make a sea of red and white phones.

You can also download a wad of Cashley banknotes to wave around, throw on the pitch or whatever - get them here (pdf file)