"Stoke started strong and we were not decisive enough in our defensive challenges.
(Translation: "We were shit at the back")
"It gave them an early good present and after that they put a lot of energy into the game. In the second half we had good opportunities to come back and we couldn't.
(Translation: "We were shit for the first half")
"I think we were a bit inexperienced at the back - we couldn't play Koscielny or Monreal and we were altogether maybe a bit soft to cope with what they offered us."
(Translation: "Our Defence is too short of experience")
Tell us something we don't already know Arsene.